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I knew this n-gga by the name of Captain Hook
Who had a record deal but no lyrics in his book
But everywhere you looked he had a poster for his single
The one he bit the oldie track and stole the oldie jingle
Jangle, but I be comin from a different angle
Cause I want that pot of gold below the hardcore rainbow
But name your price and you'd be down to sell your moms
I'm on a different level while the devil grease your palms
Sign your life away in ink, cause you think you got the talents
But look at Hook's bank account and zero is the balance
I repeat, zero people
Cause he be worried bout his hook so he could get a spin from ???
??? but Rico, blow them type n-ggaz through the rooftop
Cause ??? only plays you if you R'nB or Tupac
So one single later, he'd be falling out the game
But before that n-gga left, he left us his name
Captain Hook, captain, captain, Captain Hook
Spend a little time wit'cha rhymes
Drink drink, we drunk, we drunk, drunk
Drink drink we drunk, we drunk drunk
And for your info, I can set it off to any tempo
And have you n-ggaz puzzled while I make it look so simple
Cause deep inside my mental I got stacks of lyrics hidden
That's why I get the props that Captain Hooks don't be gettin
Plus they be counterfeitin, styles straight scandals
Spendin too much time tryin to party off the handle
I bust to Orlando, tryin to better what I got (why)
Cause I'm tash the likwifyer here to take somebody's spot
But not that n-gga named Captain Hook
Cause he's the type of rapper, that's always worried bout his looks
Worried about his looks? Really? Captain Hook is actually a character from the James Barrie novel Peter Pan. In most of the versions he is portrayed as a sinister looking person. And in all adaptations of this story he has lost his right hand to a crocodile, which is also not very flattering to one's appearance. But overnight success don't impress the west that's freshest
He need to take his cheese and invest in rapping lessons
Or catch one for free right here on me
Or catch me late friday night on 92.3
And after lesson three, if his style still stank
I'ma tie his ass up and make him walk the plank
I was in my liquid cruise ship, just sailing the seas
When Captain Hook came and stole my steez
Oh Hook, caught a left hook, for stealin my hook
In no time he stole a rhyme out my notebook
I'm the the pacific ocean, floating
Chasin his broken -ss out to Oakland
But Wh-ridas said he came and stole they name
And he got E-40's briefcase full of game
So i, set myself back on the Ro's quest
With the farrahey brew up in the crow's nest
He could see L.A., there was trouble you see
Oh sh-t, he just stole a flow from wc
Now he's throwing up the dub I gotta catch the f--kin scrub
He'll go down like a sub cause I'ma cut him like a shrub
He wants pub, yeah, he's all on blass
He moved real fast on Snoop and Ras Kass
Drink drink, we drunk, we drunk, drunk
Drink drink we drunk, we drunk drunk
Now I'm in Atlanta, and his trail is hotter than a sausage
I'm took late, he took Outkast out as a hostage
I wonder could he squab with the goodie mob
I think he got the best of me, just how many would he rob
I floated out to Queens but it seems I just missed him
They said he robbed Cool J for his booming system
He went to Shaolin and stole method man's bio
And he buried everything somewhere in Ohio
Bone Thugs saw him, at the crossroad
With a empty treasure chest that he was trying to load
He was last seen sailing, into the distance
We gotta catch this crook and we need your assistance
Yeah, if you happen to see this punk scallywag out there
Don't try to aprehend him, just call tha liks
And if you suddenly got some rhymes missing, you know who did it
Captain Hook, yeah we gonna catch his ass
Baten down the m--erf--kin hatches
We gonna feed his -ss to the gators
But first we gonna
Drink drink, we drunk, we drunk, drunk
Drink drink we drunk, we drunk drunk “Captain Hook” was written by Brooks, Robinson & Smith. Note: Some words in the above 'lyriks' have been replaced by question marks, for we simply could not hear what they were rapping. Other words have been (partially) censored in order to keep this site free from foul language and accessible to all ages. We assume you can figure it out either from listening to the song or from looking at the context. |
